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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. （==）

Q:How can you most irritate a farmer?
A:By treading on his corn? (GENG AH!!)
 
Q:Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A:The snail. It carries its house on its back~(-_____-)
 
Q:What do people do in a clock factory?
A:They make faces all day(CLOWN KEH??MAKE FACE...)
 
Q：How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.(SUDDENLY I FELT SO CHILLY>.<)ACHOOOOOO!!!